fartsman

Kind of like a cocksman, but the fartsman doesnt give a flying eff about what others think about his farts, in which he excells by which sound is excellent as well as smell.

that fartsman was quite a talented farter he managed to scare that cocksman away with one egg.

by cesar romero March 30, 2010

Fartisha

Farts a lot but is usually a really nice person. They can be very sensitive sometimes and can let their anger out at you. This doesn’t happen very often though. Fartisha’s tend to be very trendy and have a great fashion sense. If you are friends with a Fartisha, she will always be there for you.

“Wow, Fartisha has been my friend for 5 years!”
“She yelled at me for no reason”
“Oh, I’m sure she didn’t mean it.”

by Ivyaday appba November 10, 2020

Farkism

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.

Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.

by GhoSSt July 9, 2006

fartish

fart fetish. To derive sexual pleasure from sniffing a partner's fart. Can be fatal if practiced with an uber-gassy partner in a small enclosure with limited air circulation.

1. My best friend died while playing fartish with that fat bitch!
2. At least he died doing something he loved to do

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Fantismal

Fantismal (adj.)

A combination of fantastic and dismal. Used to express a feeling disappointment but still being satisfied.

"That movie was fantismal"

by kiltynachess April 12, 2014

fortismere

Fortismere is a rich school that is filled with pregnant druggies, starting in year 7. The school is contains by 6 different types of people. The loners who don't talk and/or don't socialise. The Arty bitches, who always carry around annoying big ass bag that gets in peoples way. The Unique Bitches, who wear anything to be an outcast, but they're all hella popular. The hypebeasts who are never seen out of designer, side note always snobby. The btec roadmen who think they're bad but live in a five story house in Muswell Hill with their mum Sharron who drinks tea daily. And the 'edgy' skets who think there different but wear the most popular shit..

'Oh you go to fortismere! I have an Edgy loner hypebeast roadman friend that goes there, its so posh'

by 69streets downyour mums vagina July 8, 2018

fartiste

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010