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fartclap

(n) noun
Phenomenon occurring to individuals that are roughly thirty pounds or more overweight.

Due to the increased size of the originator’s gluteus maximus, expelled gas from the anal opening is briefly trapped within the confines of the enlarged anal cleavage. Instead of producing that flatulent sound of which we are all familiar, the gas moves and eventually escapes as one big bubble. This causes the cheeks to slam together violently once the pressure is relieved and results in a distinctive WHAP! sound.
“Her snoring was enough to deal with at night, but once she started fartclapping in her sleep it was time for her to go.”
by Brentman December 9, 2008
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Fartcats

Popular word used by a lot of people that refers to cats or humanoid cats that fart on themselves and on people. Also another word to represent a Fartcat Slave in the FartArmy. The current leader of the FartArmy is Farcatniss!
Omg, did you see those Fartcats last night that farted on that one person? It was beautiful!
by Fartcat Master November 20, 2016
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fartcakes

cakes made after a woman releases her stinky digestive gas into it
These cakes are fartcakes!
by Danielle V October 20, 2008
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Fartapalooza

The frequent and seemingly never ending expelling of gas (farts) over a short period of time.

One loud obnoxious fart right after another by the same person.
My roommate's gas is so bad it's like fartapalooza in our apartment.

I had to leave the meeting and head to the bathroom to get rid of my fartapalooza.

Every time I eat burritos, it's like fartapalooza!
by Photo Pilot October 14, 2011
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fartcakes

Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts.com
Bobby, don't eat these fartcakes. They smell like craps
by Donna Luise October 24, 2008
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fartcake

a cake that has been flatulated upon by a woman for sexual purposes
Dad: John, this cake is a fartcake
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago
by Danielle Valentine October 20, 2008
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FATCAPS

An interchangable spray tip that can spray really big!!
Fatcaps can fit on almost any can.
by DigDug March 8, 2004
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