fatard

Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.

Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"

by Far Behind May 1, 2008

farmtard

Somebody who is as retarded as a farm animal, usually connected with sheep or pigs.

Stop copying me, farmtard!

by Madmarkus April 19, 2005

fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 21, 2007

fartado

When more than one person farts simultaneously. The farts then mix to create a tornado like, violently rotating column of synergetic stench.

Awww dude was that me or you?! ... Must have been a fartado.

by 1234qwer1234 May 22, 2013

farmtard

Someone who is obsessed with the Facebook game, Farmville and constantly annoying others with requests to help him with his farm.

"Can you believe this guy has been playing Farmville for 10 hours? What a farmtard."

by Drazilyob February 4, 2010

Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

Fartnard

Someone who is adorable and loving.

Come here you little fartnard

by Thenibblet September 11, 2016