The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
Get the Dildo Fairy mug.British Royal Navy slang dating from around the time of World War I. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute, whore or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexuality, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.
At one time Union Street, in Plymouth UK was notorious for the numbers of pavement fairies plying their trade to give solace to soldiers, sailors and Royal Marines. There's even a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions both Plymouth and a pavement fairy:
As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.
At one time Union Street, in Plymouth UK was notorious for the numbers of pavement fairies plying their trade to give solace to soldiers, sailors and Royal Marines. There's even a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions both Plymouth and a pavement fairy:
As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.
Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.
by AKACroatalin February 14, 2019
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The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
by iBetty February 4, 2012
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by _yours_ November 20, 2021
Get the Fairy of shampoo mug.British Navy slang dating from around the First World War. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexualirty, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.
There's a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions it:
As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.
There's a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions it:
As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.
Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.
by Croatalin November 23, 2013
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Bullying is never ok💜💋🌈 except this once✨🦋🧚 ♀️
Bullying is never ok💜💋🌈 except this once✨🦋🧚 ♀️
by hm26 May 19, 2020
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