Farp

Fuck a rubber plant

Fuck. A. Rubber. Plant. Farp

by That chickkkkkk October 12, 2010

farp

Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.

Look at that old guy playing baseball, he looks like a farp.

by Speed89 June 2, 2011

farp

A cross between a fart and a poop. See shart.

Baby sister just did a fart and a poop. That's a farp!

by Chaitan May 17, 2015

Farp

Verb: The combined actions of flatulence and belching occurring at the same time.

After eating a large bowl of chili and drinking 3 beers, I farped.

by Aviel Agapeh Scudero February 24, 2009

Farp

When you fart at a family party!

There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!

by User_87 December 17, 2014

farp

Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Farp (in a quiet lift)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)

by Wilz April 6, 2006

Burt Farp

A guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.

Fat Bastard was a real Burt Farp at the funeral. He was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.

by Connie Quiffer May 26, 2006