Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.
by Speed89 May 09, 2011
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by Aviel Agapeh Scudero October 21, 2008
There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!
by User_87 December 17, 2014
Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Farp (in a quiet lift)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)
by Wilz March 22, 2006
A guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.
Fat Bastard was a real Burt Farp at the funeral. He was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.
by Connie Quiffer May 20, 2006