Farnaam Modghar is the world-renown leader of the Sante Blanca cartel, he is wanted by the FBI, CIA and NSA for drug and sex trafficking to 12 different countries, it is also rumoured that he committed several war crimes during the Vietnam War in 1971
by EZ CLAPZ June 5, 2020
Get the Farnaam Modghar mug.An unorthadox haircut in the style of a traditional "mohawk" or a widened version of a mohawk. What sets this particular haircut apart from other mohawks is its "Fahrney" color, a reddish brown that is not sold in stores, i.e. Wal-mart due to scientists inability to reproduce the ungodly aweful color. Though it's precise origins are unknown, the Farnhawk is believed to have originated somewhere in Tuscarawas county, Ohio or thereabout. Heavy intoxication and a smorgus board of mind altering substances is believed to have played a role in the self mutilation that later was termed the Farnhawk, though it is still unclear as to what mutations led to the Fahrney color. Scientists have offered a gratuitus reward for information leading to a farnhawk as they are extremely rare.(only 1 known example ever recorded) Chinese scientist Ste Fan Wei stated: (translated) "We wish to isolate the Farnhawk, and find out what caused this unique phenomena so that we can ensure this autrocity never happens again, or at least develope a cure or 12 step plan for recovery."
What the heck is a Farnhawk?
by Steve Fahrney April 26, 2010
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A typical Persian guy with a gigantic penis. A great looking muscular guy that everyone loves. He’s an intelligent, funny, strong guy who is good at sports, games and in school.
He is also very social and loyal.
He is also very social and loyal.
by Bazinga guy October 20, 2020
Get the farnam mug.To be told that a guy you like/are dating is a loser by one of his friends, purely because he wants to get with you, thus making him seem better than his friend (the guy you like/are with).
- "Dude, why did you and Charlie break up?"
- "Because his friend Jason told me that he was a dick and talked shit behind my back, but it was all lies just so Jason could get with me."
- "Oh shit girl, you got Farnamed."
- "Because his friend Jason told me that he was a dick and talked shit behind my back, but it was all lies just so Jason could get with me."
- "Oh shit girl, you got Farnamed."
by daytonameth August 5, 2018
Get the Farnamed mug.Farnam is the coolest kid in the school with a long d*ck. everyone can trust him, including his worst enemies. He gets all them ladies all the time and everyone is jealous because of him. Farnam is an Persian name in the old days. He’s actually very funny, so if you meet a Farnam act cool so you don’t look like a fool in front of him.
Sara:Hey, I saw Farnam with a boner yesterday!
Alexandra:No way, is it me or I really wanna suck his di... oh hey Farnam!
Farnam:Eyy yo wazzup girls, I’m looking for someone that can do something for me. Could one of you girls help me?
Both:YES!!!
Alexandra:No way, is it me or I really wanna suck his di... oh hey Farnam!
Farnam:Eyy yo wazzup girls, I’m looking for someone that can do something for me. Could one of you girls help me?
Both:YES!!!
by Bazinga guy March 20, 2020
Get the farnam mug.Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.
After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
Get the Farthammer mug.Between Gosport and Portchester. Farehamers count as the 'Posh Twats' That runs the area. The McDonald's workers will all fight you over an overdue bus ticket for a big Mac and Your likely to be shanked by orange tanned slags who like to display a whole cleavage for some chips. Your likely to hear everyone saying "Let's go for a cold one" whenever the sun's out and it's over 10 degrees. Also don't mess with Farehamers because word gets around quickly that your likely to be incestral.
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