Farage

A very large lorry or truck park associated with border crossings, particularly instances arising from mismanagement.

Etymology: Portmanteau of "garage" (English, noun, from French "garage") and "Farage" (from "Nigel Farage", failed British politician).

Tommy's business went bankrupt because his lorries where stuck in the Kent Farage for two weeks.

by trollson trollson December 17, 2020

Farage

The collective noun for lies.

"Did you just hear what Boris said?" "Yeah, it contained a farage of lies!"

"Have you read the new book by The Professor?"
"Don't; it's a farage of lies"

by Jypsep June 6, 2019

Farage

A real stinky fart that lingers long after expected...

Can you still smell that? It’s been like 2 hours and my nose hairs are still burning from that Farage you let off!

by Rascal G November 16, 2018

Farage

To burst into someone's room while they're having sex and scream at them to pull out, whether they want to or not.

According to legend, a Farage cannot be reversed. Once you have pulled out, it is the will of the people that you don't put it back in, even if you both want to.

"We finally had a few moments alone, then Dave only bursts in holding a rollup and a pint of Adnams and pulls a Farage! Put me right off my stroke."

by Raziel4707 October 26, 2017

Farage

verb - pronounciation fa (as in fat) ridge
To publicly bring something or someone into a state of chronic mental and behavioural confusion as an act of self gratification.

Surrounded by neighbours asking him not to, Niggie faraged the woman across the road: the one with those bloody cats.

by Oblimey bin Faraged November 15, 2016

Farage

One of those innocuous little farts that you think you can ignore, then it turns out to be a total shit

Opps, I just let go a farage

by York1e February 1, 2020

Farage

When you think you smell a fart, but it turns out to be something else or you just imagined it.

I smelled a farage today; it turned out to be someone's b.o.

by jennifaron December 23, 2011