When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.
by Mike M. September 17, 2014
Get the Vanilla Fappuccino mug.The byproduct of clandestinely rubbing one out in a coffee shop, although not necessarily into your drink. A favorite morning 'upper' among East Coast homeless folks.
Ray: While I was at Starbucks this morning, I noticed a downtrodden gentleman sitting in the corner brewing himself a fresh Fapucino.
Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.
Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.
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The rare event when the person who is giving you your coffee (usually at Starbucks) just happens to be masturbating at the same time.
"I was just getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks, when I noticed the server was slapping his monkey while taking my order.He also asked if I wanted a scone with that fapuccinno"
by Chubby cheese April 12, 2011
Get the Fapuccinno mug.During intercourse, when a man excretes in-between a woman's breasts, ejaculates onto said excrement & finally "mixes" it together with her breasts.
Big Joe: Ahh bro, i totally frapped Cindy last nite!
Jeff: Trying to mix things up, eh?*
Big Joe: You can say that again!
*Frappucino humour
Jeff: Trying to mix things up, eh?*
Big Joe: You can say that again!
*Frappucino humour
by Disperse April 10, 2009
Get the frappucino mug.When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.
Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'?
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.
by EstoyBorracho January 5, 2011
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1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)
2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure
fhap-uch-ee-noe
1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)
2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure
by Sir Plays A lot March 14, 2011
Get the Fappuccino mug.A Cappuccino that instead of whip cream you use male ejaculation juice (a.k.a. Jizz, Cum, white cream)
by Macklemorgan Freeman May 13, 2014
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