fapathy

The sharp decline in interest in porn, women, sex, etc. that a dude experiences immediately after cumming.

The tranny porn I got seemed really hot at the time, but I deleted it all in a wave of fapathy later.

by dirge23 September 12, 2009

fapama porn laden

The title awarded to one that is so good at fapping to porn that they can stealthily achieve this task with family members within 20 feet of their fap-facility

Oh man I fapped so hard last night

weren't your parents home? and dont you live in a one room shack?

Yeah but im fapama porn laden...

by billybobthorton543534 July 7, 2010

Faparazzi

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.

Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.

by Belunan August 26, 2009

fapanese

Someone that constantly jacks off to anime.

"Yeah, that fag Alex is a total fapanese. He's always downloading shit like cartoons of Pikachu yiffing that one homo from Pokemon and Sailor Moon with a huge dick eating shit."

by Paki Stan July 2, 2005

Fapart

Any kind of art object - photo, statue, picture etc. which gives male a desire to masturbate or commonly known as fap.

Look at my new anime picture, the girl is in bikini.
- Oh! That surely is a nice fapart!

by McRaw October 26, 2013

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Fapability

A rating used to describe whether a woman is hot or not.

Susy rates pretty high on the fapability scale

by Jarabobafett November 1, 2009