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fanum tax

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.
Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!
by lingolamb October 14, 2023
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fanum tax (slang)

When a friend or family member takes a part of your meal/snack, derived from Kai Cenat's fatass friend, Fanum.
Your fanum tax (slang) is now 20%!
by ipartlyenjoymonkeys October 31, 2023
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Fanum Tax

when you blow on her back without her knowing
Damn, I really gave Janice the "Fanum Tax" last night, it was awesome.
by Weldini October 11, 2023
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this specific phrase is often used as a joke by sane people, usually over 13, making fun of brainrot.
person: "skibidi gyatt ohio rizz fanum tax in skibidi toilet ohio rizzler gyatt sticking out gyatt fanum tax rizz ishowspeed shin sonic"

person 2: "yeah officer he's right here, he has like 17 gallons of meth i think he's having a overdose"
by get dunked on idiot May 7, 2025
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An abomination of some sorts. This adjective is only used to describe men who have the best skibidi rizz in terms of ohio, fanum tax, and mewing. Also known as “gyat”
DANG BRO YOU GOT THAT MORTALI RIZZLER OHIO POOPOO PANTIES BIGGY SMALLS FANUM TAXER
by Sydney Mortali February 6, 2024
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Fanum Tax

A tax by watching Fanum videos
Have you paid your fanum tax?
by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024
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Fanum Tax

When someone wants a piece of some you have like food, drinks, or supplies
Guy 1 *eating his food*

Guy 2 "YO LEMME GET SOME OF THAT"

Guy 1 "No way bro just fanum taxed me"
by kooldudjp April 10, 2024
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