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fanum tax

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.
Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!
by lingolamb October 14, 2023
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fanum tax (slang)

When a friend or family member takes a part of your meal/snack, derived from Kai Cenat's fatass friend, Fanum.
Your fanum tax (slang) is now 20%!
by ipartlyenjoymonkeys October 31, 2023
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Fanum Tax

when you blow on her back without her knowing
Damn, I really gave Janice the "Fanum Tax" last night, it was awesome.
by Weldini October 11, 2023
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fanum tax

Ok so basically in the house where Kai Cenat live, there is this guy named fanum and whenever one of the members of the house has food, fanum will come and take some of the food. After that, he says taxes and then leaves.

And no you are not the only person to look that up I had to look it up too.
Oh no fanum is going to come and tax my food and call it the fanum tax!
by The Average Idot November 27, 2023
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fanum tax

when someone takes a portion of your food that you paid for.
"DOOD, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING FOOD"
"Remember the fanum tax๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜"
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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fanum rape

When her feet wind up on yo dick without even asking
Yeah bro she fanum raped me I didn't even have to ask
by anonymous March 29, 2024
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So basically when the Ohio comes to the Rizzler he feins for Rizz and Fortnite to be with P.Diddy and Fanum Tax Grimace listening to 808 phonk while getting his dreads retwisted by Baby Gronk
On Diddy yesterday I Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk
by PlayboiCarti'sMoistUnderwear November 26, 2024
mugGet the Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronkmug.

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