fanum tax

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.

Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!

by lingolamb October 14, 2023

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fanum tax (slang)

When a friend or family member takes a part of your meal/snack, derived from Kai Cenat's fatass friend, Fanum.

Your fanum tax (slang) is now 20%!

by ipartlyenjoymonkeys October 31, 2023

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Fanum Tax

when you blow on her back without her knowing

Damn, I really gave Janice the "Fanum Tax" last night, it was awesome.

by Weldini October 11, 2023

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FANUM's razor

When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly

That was a sick burn, but thanks to FANUM's razor, I'll take it as a compliment

by theFANUM January 27, 2021

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Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is a tax system created by a streamer called 'Fanum' who collects food tax whenever someone brings food to a house. He is also considered to be the fattest in a group.

"Ayo bro hide the Food before Fanum places his Fanum Tax"

by Stolas [MG] October 13, 2023

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To understand Fanum tax you need to know fanum. fanum is a big boned friend of kai cenat who, whenever he senses food rushes to kai and eats it. tax means a payment you must make to someone. so the tax for fanum is food. therefore fanum tax is food.

Person:1 Oh man this kfc is goood.
Person2: time for the fanum tax boi!

by Anklesnapper69 October 16, 2023

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