failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Fagnitude

An extreme exhibition of homosexual behavior

Chuck and Guy underestimated the fagnitude of wearing assless chaps in prison.

by Dr. H. Cox May 7, 2009

Fattitude

A growing movement among women particularly, in which the angry, overweight/obese woman openly and obnoxiously displays arrogance and pride in her fatness to compensate for her lack of self-discipline and internal disdain of her obesity.

Karen asked her personal trainer neighbor Jenny for advice on how to start a weight loss plan. Hefty Tracy overheard Jenny giving Karen advice and angrily stomped toward the pair to exclaim "Not everyone wants to be thin, bitch! I love my obesity and you couldn't pay me one million dollars to change it! Thin is not realistic, or attractive so why don't you take your anorexic advice and stuff a brownie in it you piece of shit!" Tracy had major fattitude.

by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco May 18, 2015

fattitude

Someone who has a bad attitude mostly because they are overweight.

Hilda has a nasty fattitude befacause her ass is way too big.

by booboo 1971 August 2, 2009

fartitude

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.

Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.

by mr soybot January 24, 2007

flyitude

The act or state of being fly.

I am stunned by your flyitude, man!

by PHInomenal December 3, 2007

Fattitude

To describe the punk ass attitude that arsey, entitled fat fucks use to justify being a shitstain on society.

John: I don’t hate fat people, but Sienna really gets on my nerves...
Dave: it’s that fattitude she has

by hijaxxd October 17, 2019