farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003

Falker

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.

Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!

by SassyJax01 December 2, 2010

Faked-Out

This word is used in basketball to describe a player made to look stupid by another player.

Sports Announcer:Did you see Kobe get Faked-Out of his shoes by Ray Allen.

by Mojo Maniac August 18, 2008

fakedown

A short decoy breakdown in a hardcore song, before the actual breakdown.

Two seconds into the song Norma Jean played a fakedown, but I ignored it because I'm too cool to dance or move or react to anything ever.

by poo September 27, 2004

Falker

Someone who stalkers people, behind the use of fake avatars, on the internet.
Derived from a mixture of Stalk and Fake.

"This person don't look real, they been stalking me, what a falker!"

by falker0001 November 21, 2009

farked

When a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site Fark.

"OMG, that site's Farked!!"
"Anyone got a Google cache?? It's Farked!"

by pummer January 17, 2003

Falken

German Surname relating to falconry.

Falken is a great name for a intelligent, strong, beautiful, incredible being.

The name Falken is sooo much cooler than Robin or Raven.... one is a scary crow and the other eats worms.

by 4littlebird December 6, 2013