Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".

P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Falcon Shock

to perform a "shocker" Captain Falcon style.

Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"

by luminator April 14, 2010

Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012

Falcon Smash

When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing

BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit

DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.

by Falcon7489 March 29, 2016

falto-saxophone

Another term for fault

It's all "X's" falto-saxophone that this happened!!!!!!!

by ZMTKIM December 4, 2021

falcon high school

Falcon High School is a school with people who smoke in the bathroom, excuse me, juul room, and get high. Full of snakes and ratsssss.

You smoke in the bathroom? You must go to falcon high school.

by bussdownthotiana October 22, 2019

Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.

I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out

by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025