fagastrophe

A catastrophe caused or resulting from gays,fags,or high levels of fagacity. May also cause high levels of gayness in those involved. Ranges from a minor fagastrophe, such as accidentally groping your same-sex friend, to a major fagastrophe of purposefully gropeing your same-sex friend.

Kyle: Shit man, I almost touched your dick!
Tyler: that would have been a fagastrophe

by MASTER_FAGSTER_9000 October 16, 2011

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Falashio

Oral sex, head, goin' down

He called falashio a "trouser friendly kiss".

by BlueZebra June 5, 2009

falastur

to be reckless or rush into something recklessly.

If Joey didn't falastur every game of Jenga, he'd win a game or two.

by Chad Butland July 20, 2010

fablastic

someone who is fantastic and fabulous, more than gorgeous

Inanna M Grimes is fablastic

by Grease Monkey D.S. April 25, 2011

facastinance

Pride in having a conscientiously ignorant or close minded way of thinking. A conspiratorial and biased way of thinking that seeks to discredit wisdom, knowledge, or objectivity. A form of obstinance that mocks knowledge as socially or culturally irrelevant.

She was showing her facastinance in mocking books and teachers and schools as out of touch with what is 'really' true, and calling facts themselves as biased.

by Facastinance February 28, 2018

falasha

A bad bitch who takes shit from nobody. Has hands, a fat ass, and cute curly hair

Dammmn who’s that girl she’s bad af

Oh that’s my bitch falasha

by They.favee July 10, 2018