When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.
Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.
That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
by reprobate June 17, 2008
Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3
by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010
1) a) Reference to the act of using a Loofah, or as Bill O'Reilly called them in another dizzin' display of his cultural ig-knowledge, a Falafel, as a sexually arousing device to increase pleasure either before, during, or after sex, perhaps mainly used during shower or bath time sexual encounters and with soap to increase lubrication/decrease the abrassiveness of the 'Falafel'. b) It is possible to falafel something on someones elses body with your own body or foreign object in a humours sexual/nonsexual/nonserious/playful manner. This is better described by example below.
This is even funnier when you think of how much of a womanizing skeezey douchbag Bill O'Reilly is.
2) It has also had recent application to the act of bending the facts, or ignoring them all together, in a biased, childish, non-professional manner during a report, rant or debate in a non-humorous manner, often exciting contempt for the person performing the 'falafeling', e.g. The O'Rielly Factor
Also has the same effect with Falafeling, Falafeled, Falafelly, etc
This is even funnier when you think of how much of a womanizing skeezey douchbag Bill O'Reilly is.
2) It has also had recent application to the act of bending the facts, or ignoring them all together, in a biased, childish, non-professional manner during a report, rant or debate in a non-humorous manner, often exciting contempt for the person performing the 'falafeling', e.g. The O'Rielly Factor
Also has the same effect with Falafeling, Falafeled, Falafelly, etc
1) a) I covered her whole body with soap using her loofa. But when she placed my hand & the loofa between hers legs and said 'Falafal it, baby!' I knew there was no way to get this dirty girl clean.
b) Francis had me in a headlock as I was trying to lay her drunk a$$ on the bed, pulling me into her chest. After failing to escape her grib several times, she told me I needed a new plan, and that I should try 'to falafel it'. (This is diction, you can assume all you want about the connotation).
2) Dude, falafel it all you want, but the facts are facts.
b) Francis had me in a headlock as I was trying to lay her drunk a$$ on the bed, pulling me into her chest. After failing to escape her grib several times, she told me I needed a new plan, and that I should try 'to falafel it'. (This is diction, you can assume all you want about the connotation).
2) Dude, falafel it all you want, but the facts are facts.
by Damn Kaufman January 11, 2007
by Chinese Santa January 17, 2017
The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop. Not to be confused with other, less tasty variations on the word.
Also see Humassed
Also see Humassed
by SS Wilson November 11, 2006
n. A term for an individual who has made a conscious decision to avoid any foods made from animals or any animal by-products.
by Urban-o-meter February 26, 2011
Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick.
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!
by littlebrowngirl March 22, 2015