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redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...
by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
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The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.
Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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Fairytale of New York

Possibly the only Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it. Also possibly the greatest Christmas song ever, telling the story of two Irish immigrants in New York City, and how they have had a falling out because America wasn't what the boy promised the girl it would be. Written by Shane MacGowan and sung by him and Kirsty MacColl. Go look it up on Youtube. You will find it better than the same old Christmas songs.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot!

Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York
by Keith MacKenzie December 1, 2010
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bosnian fairytale

A random, highly fictional story that Bosnians tell in order to impress friends or hot girls.
Miroslav: "My cousin's civic has 700 horses."
Steve: "Quit telling Bosnian Fairytales."
by StvCal March 1, 2015
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fairytale

1) something that was made up for a childs purpose of amusement, usually invovleding knights, dragons, fairys, and things of the like.
2) something humans call when they cannot possibly ever comprehand and since thusly fearing it so they call it to a fairytale.
human: THIS IS ALL A FAIRYTALE!!!
by Ashleii December 1, 2002
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jisoo.fairytales

Amazing kpop fan acc. Really sweet pretty and probably my favourite mutual. Also very young harhar.
“Did u see jisoo.fairytales new post?”

(I hopes Sthefanny dosen’t see this :))
by Joystory__ June 26, 2021
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