Fairlyn 

1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why

1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god

Fairlyn by the_MAGIC_cat May 28, 2016

Fairlyn 

1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why

1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god

Fairlyn by the_MAGIC_cat May 28, 2016

Fairlane

A woman who’s presence could warm a thousand Earths. Without effort, she fascinates your soul. Her cheerful and playful nature animates all that are fortunate enough to encounter her. She is always a best friend. Her capacity for love is endless; she personifies heaven. She is sweet as bliss and all attempts at expressing her startling beauty are unsatisfying. Her goodness creates a desire in you to fix all the world’s problems so she can live a safe and happy life where no harm could ever come upon her. If you ever meet a Fairlane, you have been blessed with a rare and precious gift.

In this life or any other, there will never be another like my Fairlane.

Fairlane by heaven1on1earth December 5, 2012

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

Fairly EvenParents 

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.

Fairly EvenParents by Telephony February 19, 2015

fairly local 

A really good song by the worlds best band twenty one pilots.

I'm fairly local, I've been around
I've seen the streets you're walking down
I'm fairly local, good people now

fairly local by .Blurryface. July 14, 2016

Fairly Bangable

used in the movie You Don't Mess With the Zohan to describe the opposite sex; "bang"=fuck, so when you combine that it becomes Fairly Fuckable. 99% Bangable!

"My dear, you're looking fairly bangable in that bikini!"

Fairly Bangable by unmelievable January 17, 2009