failtastic

Some one or something that has failed beyond reason and comprehension, so much so that the only way to describe the failure dealt would have to include the word fail and imply total and utter success at failing. Failing of this nature is like getting the gold medal of the fail olympics.

Person 1 - "Man I totally bombed my SAT's. I got a 0 for christs sake!"
Person 2 - "You got a 0 on your SAT's? HOW?"
Person 1 - "I dunno...."
Person 2 - "Dude, you get points just for signing your name? Even if you got EVERY answer wrong you'd still have points just for signing your damn name!"
Person 1 - "...."
Person 3 - "Did you sign the name part?!"
Person 1 - "Yeah... but I might have put the wrong name... It doesn't matter anyways cause I got every question wrong."
Person 2 - "Dude that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard"
Person 3 - "You fail at life." *points at Person 1* "FAIL!"
Person 2 - "Yep, you're officially failtastic bro."

by waywardspooky December 2, 2007

failtacular

a fail so epic it's almost a win.

- HOLY SHIT! did u c what mike did?
- yeah, how in the fuck did he fail that bad?
- i know man, it wuz failtacular

by bongblazer 52 March 30, 2011

Failabration

The act in celebrating the reoccurence of fails. Failing more than usual so that it calls the need to be recognized in an elegant manner.

Brunette:"Where did my blonde friend go?"
Red-head:" She is having a failabration."
Brunette:"HAHA idiot."

by Cissy<3 June 17, 2010

failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win

Tyler: I love the song "Somebody Like You" by the Scorpions.
Me: It's "No One Like You."
Tyler: No it's not.
Me: Yeah it is.
Tyler: You know what? I'll ask my mom. Mom, Is it "Somebody Like You" or "No One Like You."
Mom: "No One Like You."
Tyler: Oh you're right it's "Nobody Like You."
Me: Actually it's "No One Like You."
Tyler: No you're wrong!!!! Let me ask my mom again. MOM?!
Mom: Yeah it's "No One Like You."
Tyler: WHAT THE @#^$!
Me: Wow Tyler, Failtacular.

by tranchemonsta March 23, 2009

Failtality

A blended word derived from the combination of Fatality and Fail, a "Failtality" occurs when someone dies in the course of a Fail.

A: This one guy fell of his bike while trying to show off for some chicks and hurt his leg meat real bad!
B: Fail!!
A: He also died!
B: Failtality!!!

by Natas 1976 October 15, 2009

failtastic

a fail so epic it is actually more impressive than completing the task correctly

Andrea: I tried to fit an enormous squirt of whipped cream in my mouth.
Katie: Did you?
Andrea: No, it fell onto someone else's pants.
Katie: FAIL. no wait FAILTASTIC

by smydfailure April 9, 2009

filtab

"F..k it; let's take a break."

After an arduous meeting, when everyone is tired, you just say, "filtab". People will get the message.

by Slim August 16, 2003