Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
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Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.
Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.
Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
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