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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.
by james savik November 15, 2018
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florida soldier

I have raging HPV courtesy of ma’ ladies Florida soldier.
by Quingd123 April 22, 2021
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Florida Cracker

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.
Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
by Florida1 December 15, 2011
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florida sandbag

When a male rubs his balls in sand getting his sack all sandy. Then inserts his ball sack completely inside of the females vagina
Jack gates Florida sandbagged his mom
by T1Nman123 October 10, 2013
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florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.
"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008
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Umatilla, Florida

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.
Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.
by captainhollywood January 1, 2012
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Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.
Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.
by estephaney September 6, 2011
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