Fauxlationship

A relationship that isn't a "real" relationship (i.e. "We're going out. You are my --- and I am your ---"), but attempts to carry on as one, albeit half-heartedly, despite this fact.

Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.

This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.

Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).

She and I have a lot in common. We go to the same school, we like the same band, we have a class together. We hang out at each other's houses, and we occasionally have sex. I want to date her, but she doesn't LIKE like me, and doesn't want to get tied down. We'll rent movies sometimes, but she doesn't want to go out in public with me in case anybody thinks we're actually going out. I would complain about our fauxlationship, but at least it's sort of like having quality time with her.

by Aschedjidoi December 4, 2010

Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.

I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018

Failarious

Someone who fails in a humorious way. A type of philosophical or crude humor, often when someone gets hurt.

Haha did you just see that kid fall off his bike and break his collar bone? That was failarious!

by Lerich August 19, 2008

fellatio

The term use in polite company which refers to the subservient act of orally stimulating the male sex organ with, but not limited to, the lips, mouth and tongue, during which suction pressure is applied to the male organ, usually resulting in the need to shampoo.

Fellatio is not a town in France.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

Fellatio Sanz

n. To receive a blowjob or "fellatio" from SNL cast member Horatio Sanz.

1. I heard Tina Fey got a Fellatio Sanz after last week's episode of SNL. YES THAT'S RIGHT, TINA FEY.

2. Maybe if Hertio Sanz were funnier he could get more work and wouldn't have to give other men the Fellatio Sanz to get rent money.

by Quinn Mallory February 7, 2006

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

ORAL FELLATIO

to perform oral sex, give a blowjob

Sharon performed oral fellatio on all the guys at the party. Kelly said Sharon is just in love with sucking cocks.

by got trophy head November 27, 2009