Fagumater

The early Italian all-encompassing expression roughly translated to ``fuck you and your mother!'' Still said by low end and faux Italians mostly in the northeast part of the United States.

Buffo: Hey Ricco, move you goddam car already I gotta go get bread.

Ricco: Hey go fagumater!

by tirtle June 26, 2018

Fagotteer

When White Rob is sucking Jeremy's cock, and Jer tells Jeff to join. They then say all for one and one for all

Jeff was a Fagotteer the other day at the gay orgy

by Master of dush December 14, 2014

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005

Vagometer

A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.

The enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.

by Kevin Rose December 18, 2002

Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.

John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!

by Tom October 4, 2004

shit faggeter

basically just a real jerk, or a total oblivious idiot.

"man Dave is a shit faggeter."

by FirePixie the Torchic September 24, 2009

Faggometer

The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.

Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer."
Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"

by empha September 19, 2023