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Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.
by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010
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Faffling

Faffling is when a person performs a completely random and pointless act, e.x. Little Jae and David is gonna play a game. But instead of joining David, Jae is watching porn. Short for that is faffling
Guy 1: Dude come over to my house so we can drink!

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching a new movie with Verne Troyer!

Guy 1: Stop faffling!
by Junken January 12, 2014
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Fatfinger

Pressing two keys at the same time due to typing too fast or mistaking the distance needed to travel to the intended letter.
Damnit! I KLeep fatfingering letrters! Why me!
by Mai Valentine July 25, 2009
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Faffin

When one is unable to complete their preassigned tasks or arrangements due to excessive drug use. The faffin will increase as the duration of sleep deprivation increases also. Therefore productivity is at an all time low to the point where it is common to see one palming thy forhead in an aggressive manner. It is certainly not a desirable outcome for a bender none the less it is inevitable.
That cunts faffin up a storm!
by Faffinatress January 4, 2020
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Fatfinglish

when you write something on your smartphone, withouth spellchecking. and your fat fingers hits more than the desired keys on your keyboard, resulting in new words or several words fused together with random letters.

then being able to read and understand it, when other people writes like that to you, without replying ''?'' like a cunt.
''Hahahaha!!! This is close to my heart, theclightvin the shitter at my work does this!''

No worries i know Fatfinglish, he means ''the light in the shitter''
by KennyMT May 19, 2022
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farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.
Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!
by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008
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fafffing

Fucking Around For Fucking Forever. Describes the phenomenon of a group of people getting together to go out, and the interminable wait to get everyone and everything ready to embark on such endeavor.
We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.
by E305$ September 15, 2009
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