Factulated

The act of spewing out worthless facts about topics nobody cares about.

"I just asked Dean what time it was and he just factulated all over me"

by Crispy2214 October 21, 2009

facipulate

1. To facilitate a process toward the outcome you prefered to begin with.

2. To willfully guide a freethinking group through a negotiation that ends exactly where you planned it to end.

3. To get your way in a group that leaves the negotiation thinking you helped them get their desired outcome.

1. "Let me help you do that, my way."

2. I wanted to go to Chipolte with my friends for some lunch. They wanted Chick-fil-a. I facipulated the situation by proposing we go on Sunday. With Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays, it was open season on Chipolte's beef burrito.

by jv - 'bird of prey' May 4, 2011

Farticulation

The act of emulating phonetic sounds using flatulence.

Jared can fart the alphabet up to the letter "J." He has excellent farticulation.

by RiverWord March 7, 2008

Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom

After a curry, Angus is very farticulate

by Morbabe November 24, 2023

Facticulating

Verb

An emotion for falling in love with a nerd

(Verb)

Jim is Facticulating because he is feeling in love with a nerd

by DefineThelOONIE January 23, 2025

Farticulate

To speak or express oneself clearly and confidently — while actually being full of gas and hot air. Often used to describe someone who sounds impressive but says nothing of real substance.

"Dave always farticulates in meetings — lots of noise, zero value."

by JennyKaur008 August 1, 2025

facipulate

When a facilitator of a meeting or process manipulates or uses manipulation tactics during the process to achieve their own agenda rather than acting in an impartial way.

My supervisor completely facipulated our team meeting today when we discussed what goals our team was going to pursue going forward.
I know that the company isn't promoting work from home initiatives, but my plan is to facipulate the employee survey in order to over turn this notion.

by HiDeeBug August 14, 2013