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Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.
Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008
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Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out
husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out
by MrPoodle June 20, 2009
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facing a blank wall

A term meaning that a person has done everything, but still has no idea how or why that thing happened.
Another is about the Allegory, 3 persons were faced the wall with nothing but shadows as source of joy.
The Police were baffled about a case about a mysterious man's death.
They done everything, but the are facing a blank wall.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018
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facing the other way

Whisp you are not looking at me stop facing the other way
by Panel December 30, 2015
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facing eight

I might be facing eight for that line.
by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025
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I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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Leather Facing

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
by TWC.TV March 21, 2017
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