Facetwatting

The act of posting something on Twitter and Twitter immediately posting the message on Facebook. So if you follow the person on both, you get both messages.

Man 1: Hey Charlie just posted a funny joke on Twitter.
Man 2: He just posted a really funny one on Facebook.
Man 1: Its the same joke, he's totally facetwatting.

by neuro24 March 8, 2013

facebreakup

When one member of a facebook relationship decides to alter their relationship status to reflect a discontinuation ("single") or troubled/sketchy state ("it's complicated" or "in an open relationship") of said relationship unbeknownst to the other party or parties of that relationship.

Candice wrote on Greg's wall "never facebreakup with me again b/c it made me break out. love you!" when he cancelled their relationship on his facebook last weekend. Now they're "engaged".

by Eggwhitey December 31, 2007

FaceBreak

Facebreaks are usually short breaks where an employee has a quick look at their Facebook page or to post a Status Update.

Work Colleague: "Hey Amy, please join us in the conference room for a quick meeting."

Amy: "Sure thing, I'm on a FaceBreak but I'll be there in a couple of minutes."

by Jsimos July 28, 2009

Facebreak

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the use of Facebook with or without any prior notification.

Facebreaking and Facebreaked are also versions.

I had to FACEBREAK Cecelia again, because she is too emotional and possessive.

Bob FACEBREAKED me, he should have called me first, when I checked his FB, his status says he is single.

by Leftie Luci September 20, 2009

Facebreak

Facebreak: An act of douchebaggery that involves preemptively removing one's relationship status before notifying girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or significant other, also the action that should result to the person who instigated the facebreak. (see facebreak-ING)

Karl Selewski has so many women he makes things easier on himself with use of Facebreak

by Bailejor April 26, 2010

Facetweetbooking

When someone inexplicably uses hashtags in Facebook posts.

I think Facetweetbooking happens because we have finally reached information saturation making our brains unable to differentiate between online social networking applications. Personally I believe that with the advent of Google search our society has gotten exponentially stupider and less informed as it has become easier and easier to look things up rather than have to be bothered to “remember stuff.”

by ichyban June 21, 2015