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Face Meat 

That extra layer of fat on your face that you get when you gain weight!
It's definitely time to go on a diet, I have extra face meat!
Face Meat by BambiCakes2 April 18, 2017
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Facemelter 

A Facemelter is when you use a green bowl and pack tobacco on the bottom with a pile of weed on top. Brew it right and it will make your face melt!
"A Facemelter ? Its like a Batch bowl but with a cooler name" - Ryan Massia
Facemelter by Thecrever13 October 7, 2019
It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.
Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.
facemat by doughbrough November 20, 2020
The act of masturbating to profile pictures, photo albums, and the like on Facebook.
Juan: How was last night, mang?

Me: Thanks for asking, Juan. I was running super low on mental images of old girlfriends, coworkers and acquaintances to pud off to, so I logged onto Facebook and Facebeat literally all night long.

Juan: That's sick, homes.
Facebeat by pizzahater January 14, 2010

facemelt 

facemelt is when u feel like everything goes to shit and u roll on the floor trollfacing
the dude was totally timing.... what a facemelt

or
i shot the dude with 2 mags and 1 nade and he didint die.... OMFG WHAT A FACEMELT
facemelt by Viitanen March 16, 2011

facemelt 

a party so good, your face literally melts off. usually, spoken as an interjection.
"HOLY FUCKBALLS!!!! FACEMELT 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
facemelt by recordinga August 30, 2007