Facebraggart

The act of posting only statuses that depict you as happy wealthy and wonderful.

If I see Darla facebraggart one more status about her perfect day, dinner, hot tub or carribean vacation Im totally gonna defriend her.

by scarpettasautopsy June 21, 2009

Faceballs

The use of facebook to either 1)impress the opposite sex because in real life (face to face) the person would not have the guts, or balls, 2) using facebook as a forum to bash others when in real life (face to face) they would not have the guts or balls to do so.

Dave sure does have alot of female friends on his facebook, how come he never gets together with any? Dave has faceballs, he could never be as cool in person.

And
Does Dave have any idea who that guy is as he bashes his profile and pics? He would kick his ass if they met face to face. Oh yeah, he has faceballs. A real tough guy on Facebook.

by Iamctaz2u April 19, 2010

facebalk

Hesitating about whether or not to add someone as a friend from your social networking site's "Suggestions" page.

"They're suggesting I add an old girlfriend as a friend. I need to facebalk until I figure out whether she'd be as insane now as she was back then."

by SomeDave July 31, 2009

Faceball

The word used to describe a popular new form of aquatic sport in which participants throw giant exercise balls at one another in an attempt to hit each other in the face.

Boy 1: Have you played Faceball yet? The popular new aquatic sport that has been sweeping the nation of Australia at a glacial pace?
Boy 2: No, but it sounds enjoyable and I can immediately grasp the concept of it as said concept is basically outlined in the name given to the sport!

by Cregford Mayweather February 4, 2010

facebraggin

(feys-brag-ging) verb; to post irrelevant information about yourself that no one really cares about on Facebook to boast because your insecure and want people to know you are special.

Did you his facebraggin post?

"Just got back from Turks and Caicos Islands on vacation, I'm so exhausted!"

by beniop October 27, 2009

facebragging

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.

Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.

by Linda Brooks July 8, 2009

Facebragging

Using your facebook status updates to brag about anything and everything you can possibly think of

"OMG I'm so sick of seeing Amanda's status updates, she is constantly facebragging!!"

by idontwannatellyou February 3, 2010