facebookery

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.

"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."

by CKMeredith February 22, 2010

facebooker

origin: portmanteau of facebook and hooker. circa 2006
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn't logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend's home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends' walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn't receive a facebook notification for an hour.

Steve- "This girl looks really popular. She gets wall posts every 10 minutes."
Joe- "No, she's just a facebooker. She has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation."

by RuoJie August 3, 2008

facebork

To publish unflattering information or photos detrimental to your own, or someone else's reputation or public image, on the Facebook social network.

That picture you uploaded of Sheila lying in her own vomit was a total facebork, dude... Not cool!

by wurdnerd June 30, 2009

Facebookeros

A Chicana/o or Latina/o who uses Facebook as a way to stay engaged with friends, family and his/her community. A Facebookero has found a way to use the social networking site both as a tool for informal social interaction and a means to address larger social concerns.

The Facebookeros at Cuentame are redefining the use of social online networking and net-activism.

by digicholo June 28, 2010

facecooked

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ; (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

by brett nichols October 24, 2011

Facebookering

Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.

"I spent yesterday Facebookering"

by sarapigz June 29, 2009

facebookery

spending time on facebook

I had a rich hour of facebookery last night.

by mastodude May 18, 2010