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portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
by g-diggity November 25, 2007
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facebook manners

common standards of etiquette to be followed on facebook...can vary from person to person, but generally held by consensus.
d00d! you just deleted my birthday pics from your facebook...and i don't have a copy! where's your facebook manners?
by krist0ph3r October 29, 2009
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Facebook Marinate

The waiting period you assign to accepting a friend request on facebook, similar to waiting a few days to call someone you met at a bar.
"dude, accept that friend request... she's so hot!" "Nah man, i'm lettin that facebook marinate for a few days... she's gonna have to wait it out."

"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."
by lebowski166 April 14, 2009
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Facebook Machine

Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone
Jenny failed math because she spent every class playing with her facebook machine.
by Dr D Rock November 23, 2010
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Facebook Man-Whore

A guy who thinks he's so popular just because he has +600 friends on Facebook, messed up statuses (example: '2m' for tomorrow. Or doubling the last letter, example: 'outt' instead of 'out'), writes poems/ surveys/ anything in their notes section and tags people they don't even know to make themselves look popular, has a profile picture of them taking a picture of themselves in the mirror flashing the peace sign and looking away from the camera, and someone who is a major conformist. Facebook Man-Whores are ALWAYS very shallow, superficial, and cocky.
Shannon: I hate Alex, he's such a Facebook Man-Whore.
John: I know, no one even likes him. When is he gonna learn that he's conceited?
by Plumeburst April 18, 2009
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Facebook Material

Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.
"That picture is totally Facebook material."

"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."
by Redimade May 11, 2009
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Facebook Masturbation

The conceded act to "like" your own Facebook statuses, pictures, or wall posts. Abbrev as "FBation".
"Did you see that Joe totally Facebook masturbated all of his wall?"

"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."

-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
by Christian_Zamo April 19, 2010
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