facebragging

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.

Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.

by Linda Brooks July 8, 2009

Facebaiting

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009

Facebogging

The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.

Hey man, you missed the team meeting this morning, where the hell were you?

Oh, sorry dude, I was busy Facebogging.

by Captain Tact March 17, 2011

Facebragging

Using your facebook status updates to brag about anything and everything you can possibly think of

"OMG I'm so sick of seeing Amanda's status updates, she is constantly facebragging!!"

by idontwannatellyou February 3, 2010

facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".

Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.

by citiz3n November 9, 2010

Faceballing

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.

Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!

by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011

Facebragging

Verbally recapping a social network status update thread in order to share how clever your comment was or how impressed others were WITH your comment.

Tara: I posted "Obama? More like NObama!" and everyone was like, "OMG, Tara, you're a comic genius!"
Brad: Why you gotta always be Facebragging?

by bnt_enterprises March 18, 2010