Facefuck 

Global phenomenon where millions get "kicked off" of facebook for no reason.

Guy1: "Dude, did facebook just make you create a new password?"
Guy2: "Yeah. Total facefuck."

Facefuck by mims304 April 25, 2012

facefuck my bookspace page

to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to 'like' or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find classmates from grade school just to add them to their 'friends' list.

it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.

this guy won't stop facefucking my bookspace page- i just met him last week!

that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.

i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.

i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!

facefuck my bookspace page by facemyspacepagebooktwit January 23, 2011

Vibrating Facefuck 

When receiving a blowjob, twisting the neck of the girl, killing her instantly, than proceeding to face fuck the dead twitching corpse until the muscle spasms of the corpse stop twitching.

I keep losing my girlfriends. I think my vibrating facefuck fetish has something to do with it.

Vibrating Facefuck by assfuckedshithole September 23, 2012

Brazilian Facefuck 

The sexual act of a female forcefully rubbing their vagina on someones face in a cowgirl (or reverse cowgirl) position for pleasure

Thomas: Yo, how was last night with Sam?
Danny: It was crazy, she gave me a Brazilian Facefuck.

Brazilian Facefuck by Velocipack July 31, 2018

Nigerian Facefuck 

7 large grown ass Nigerian refugee goldmine workers violently thraxing the oral cavity of your face inside of a hut motel without running water in the depths of a jungle at 2:49 AM on a Monday morning, without consent.

My third wife I divorced seven years and had 4 and a half kids with (one was retarded), got Nigerian facefucked on her missionary trip with Newspring Church.

Nigerian Facefuck by Thugga Babe July 22, 2018

diana-facefuck

When a girl volunteers to be lain on the table in front of a crowd and to be deepthroated vigorously. This usually ends up with her leaving this group of people forever due to shame.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that one girl with curly hair at the party last night?
Guy 2: ohh yeah dude, she totally got diana-facefucked yesterday.
Guy 1: I didn't see her around today, you think she switched out?
Guy 2: Possibly, I wouldn't stay here if that had been done to me as a girl.

diana-facefuck by Hovik May 19, 2016

Chicago Facefuck 

Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.

Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!

Chicago Facefuck by Mizami October 8, 2018