Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
by Scot August 9, 2004
Get the I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. mug.To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.
It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.
It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
by xFreedomx January 13, 2009
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Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always totally straight.
Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.
Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.
Guy A: "Dude, why are you sucking that guy's dick?"
Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"
Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."
Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"
Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."
by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009
Get the punch you in the face mug.When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.
"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
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"Punch me in the face please."
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"Punch me in the face please."
by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018
Get the Punch me in the face mug.When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.
by Bagelhat October 20, 2010
Get the punch in the face mug.When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.
Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"
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Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
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by eliotores October 20, 2010
Get the punch me in the fucking face mug."I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010
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