facecheck

Facecheck, noun. The impact one's face into the feet or fists of another, usually under the misguided impression that this will somehow lead to victory. When used in gaming, a facecheck is any rush by an inferior party into a superior one and the subsequent inevitable outcome.
Can also be used as a verb, to facecheck is to make said impact.

Man, I can't believe Jim facechecked Roger like that. He's twice his size, what was he thinking?

by T R Trollington October 23, 2012

facecheck

When you're rude to a waitress, 'facecheck' is what she does to you in return. Rather than fold your check and gently place it on the table, she instead removes a pin from her hair and proceeds to embed the check to your forhead.

"Oh no you didn't, woman! Aint no $5.15-an-hour waitress-hag gonna facecheck me on my dime!

by Burt Thunderskivvy September 12, 2006

fakecheck

The pretend "check" you receive if your paycheck is direct deposited.

To the payroll clerk: I see my paycheck has been deposited but I did not receive my fakecheck.

by DiamondGirl August 11, 2008