Faestar

The awesomest girl on H*R.net (homestarrunner.net)

Faestar posts smart riddles in the riddle thread

by Hooooomsar June 8, 2003

Fatstard

Afflicted with all the characteristics of bastardom and an uncommonly large ass.

"look at that fatstard, crying while eating a suppository... pathetic"

by MegaProdigy May 26, 2008

Fabtard

One who is unable to figure out how to use a key fab to enter a secured building.

Bill was late for work today because he couldn't get into the building... what a fabtard!

by Rkloog December 23, 2005

fagstar

The star homosexual of all clics.
Or someone acting extremely gay.

Boy that Troy Aikman can chuck the ball a hundred miles and he likes penis. What a fagstar!

Hey fagstar, stop typing in all caps.

by Fartaholic January 7, 2009

Fastard

Shortening of \"Fat Bastard\"

I was enjoying the movie until some fastard came and sat in front of me.

by Tom Lane April 26, 2005

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

Fatstard

A obese male that wears his clothes too tight and let's his muffin top hang all out. A fatstard is also a obese male that wears saggin' pants without wearing underwear. The fatstard has no consideration for the people who are blinded by his enormous ass crack and muffin top.

Friend 1. "Wow that fatstard has a huge, smelly ass crack!"

Friend 2. "Hey you fucking fatstard pull up your damn pants!!"

Girl 1. " Omg Tim is such a gay fatstard. Does he not know that he is too fat to wear skinny jeans?! "

Girl 2. "Ewww his muffin top is disgusting."

by Male Romper May 26, 2017