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Fagility

The agile ability of a man of homosexual orientation. Most commonly associated with how long a man can pound another man's asshole before tiring.
Michael: My agility is pretty good in the long haul...
Tom: You mean fagility you fuckin' homo.
by Cokebaron October 12, 2009
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Facility Fishing

Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.

However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.
by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020
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The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility

Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.
El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.
by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 25, 2023
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Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.
Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility
by herbend legend December 30, 2017
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Sterling Correctional Facility

A prison in the middle of nowhere Well, it's in Sterling, Colorado. They are total a**holes over there in the visiting area. Oh, and they treat my step dad like crap because he is the only one who files things against them!!!! >:(
by daddies grl April 6, 2010
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Facility

Maximum chilling or flexing . usually involves large consumption of alcohol , drugs and women .
YOLO ... I am dedicating my life to facility
by Sinev September 11, 2019
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