futt lover

someone who chooses to love a unique breed of person who lacks emotional response to difficult situations other than saying tough--however in their head associates the word with the common north american text slang variant: tuff.

“dude who’s that beautiful girl?”
“stay away…that’s a futt lover.”

by justanotherfuttlover1822 July 13, 2022

futt butt

bastardized verison of the insult "fuck butt"

i cant believe you've done that, you.. you.. futt butt!

by stereohigh21 July 12, 2009

futt-bugly

verbal shorthand for "fucking butt-ugly"

That girl is futt-bugly

by cozmo67 November 16, 2011

Futt Bucker

a man who has sex anally with women, derived from the term "butt fucker" which applies to homosexual men, a "futt bucker" is a heterosexual man who likes to stick it in women's back door.

I need a girl who will let me have anal sex with her because I am a "futt bucker".

by Stubb Rock May 3, 2004

futt me

fuck. butt.

futt me.

by shaNITqua June 30, 2003

Nuggle Futt

an ingrown hair on a squirrel's nut

Person 1 : dude look at the Nuggle Futt on that squirrel !

Person 2 : eeww that is totally gross !

by Emance August 6, 2010

Buck Futt

Same as Futt Buck, just with the words reversed as well. The "clean" way to say "Butt Fuck"

You stupid buck futter!

by NecroSen September 21, 2005