Fustomer

Fustomer is an amalgam of the words Fuss or Fussy and Customer. Generaly a phrase used by those working in the service industry to denote a customer who makes unreasonable requests or complains about things that other people have no problem with. Nine times out of ten a fustomer will be an over 50 year old suffering from an engourged sense of entitlement.

Did you see that fustomer getting all up in my face because he had to cue for five minutes? He didnt seem to mind making the people behind him wait even longer just because he wanted to argue with someone

by Working-with-people March 29, 2009

Fustrated

Having such a high level of fustration that you completely forget to pronounce the first "R" in the word "frustration" when you try to describe your feelings to your peers.

Matt got so fustrated that he started stuttering and stammering during his total loss settlement offers.

by 3-E September 26, 2006

fustigate

the action of beating somthing to a grousemly large extent.

This word was made popular in the simpsons episode "The Homer They Fall" were a character Moe referd to a boxer Dreaderick Tatum will fustigate Homer Simpson

Moe: Fight homer? But Tatum will fustigate him.

Luscious Sweet: Fustigation aside .....

by nitekrawler February 13, 2008

fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"

by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache

Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

by j.w.d November 30, 2006

fusht

1. A combo of fuck and shit. Often used when neither are meaningful are enough alone.
2. A term used by Russian homos to describe American niggers.

Get lost, you fusht!

Vlad, look at de stoopid amerikan neegurs! Dey are so shtoopid!

by Tron55000 November 1, 2017

fustigerwizaphobia

fustigerwizaphobia - fear of Whipping wizards

I have the fear fustigerwizaphobia. They be whipping and I be runnin

by Paroxysmking November 2, 2019