Funitude

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"

Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)

by Dick Turner October 14, 2009

funishment

a pleasurable way of being punished, usually in a sexual way

I enjoyed hours of funishment for getting drunk and coming home with flowers.

by Jessie aka # 1 Stunna January 9, 2009

Funification

The process of going between boredom and having a blast.

Mark: I'm so bored!
Tom: I think you need some funification.

by soupfan1000 July 15, 2011

Funiform

The standard outfit worn by men to a funeral, consisting of black suit, black shoes, black tie, white shirt. A funeral uniform.

Mum: I've got bad news, son. I'm so sorry. Your grandad died.

Son: I told him he wouldn't be able to put that aerial up on his own. Good thing I had my funiform dry cleaned ready for this.

by Alan Key July 30, 2016

funijoke

A really cool dude that will always be there for you and is super nice and cool and will sometimes kidnap that one Asian friend

Look at that funijoke to another Asian kid and threw him back in that Lexus

by trustmebro October 24, 2020

funitzo

the most dopatronic, schitzo elf you'll ever meet. has very bad foot funk he sells on the street, puts the kids in a trance.

You pulled a funitzo, those kids are shakin' it!

by natabelle July 1, 2005

funished

Instead of being punished, in a (sorta) dom and sub relationship, you get funished (or a funishment). Where it isn't hurtful or painful, just a fun and kinky way to punish your partner for (agreed upon) stupid bad things.

I teasingly kiss my partners neck in public. They get embarrassed, so they make sure to funish me to make me embarrassed. To do that, They whisper kinky things in my ear making me go silent and red. We then laugh about how they funished me later.

by Silka C. March 15, 2020