FTD 

Facebook Transmitted Disease

A friend posts a cool story, link or coupon on their mini-feed and it's too good to pass up. You click on the link, and not only is there NOTHING there for you, but now your facebook has been littered with "likes" from random places you didn't know. Yeah, instead of getting a free gadget/coffee/concert ticket/etc., you just got SPAMMED!

Hey Greg got a free Subway sandwich by pressing "like" on this page! I gotta get one! Wait... what?? There's no sandwich?? What's this on my facebook page? I didn't "like" that! Where is this coming from?? GREG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?? Oh wait... it's a FTD.

FTD by scoozers June 13, 2011

ftd 

fallopian-tube-deep; the deepest possible position in a woman's vagina. Could be specified ftdl or ftdr (fallopian-tube-deep-right or fallopian-tube-deep-left).

Dude, I completely was ftd with Hannah last night.

ftd by DRAAA August 18, 2012

FTD 

Fuck This Day

girl : worst day EVER . FTD

FTD by dana101 August 29, 2011

ftd 

For The Draw. Used to describe a situation which is between FTW (For The Win) and FTL (For The Lose).

Some Guy: Omg, I was playing my mate at Pro Evo and it ended 4-4 after extra time. It was FTD!

ftd by hend0 November 10, 2008

FTD 

Acronym for first to die, which refers to the fist character to be killed in any horror film.

The naked female swimmer was FTD in Jaws.

FTD by willit63 January 22, 2012

ftd 

fixin' to die

Most often used by paramedics performing triage at a multiple trauma scene.

Rudy, we had best work on this injured person next as it appears he is ftd.

ftd by charlie collins January 18, 2008

FTD 

(Facebook Transmitted Disease) Anything in direct relation with the social networking site Facebook that causes you physical and/or emotional pain. Also linked to anything painfully useless facebook blesses you with that refuses to go away (i.e Farmville)

"Fuck, Dude my Ex just FB chatted me."

"Aww man that sucks, just dont catch an FTD."

FTD by Gingerballs32 February 25, 2010