Fork 

They are not very useful for eating soup. Hmmm.

I have found that forks aren't useful when eating soup... Don't try it, it doesn't work...

Fork by yapdizap March 29, 2009

fork 

A choice between paths, usually having 2 or more roads.

I came to the fork in the road.

fork by Keijiro Hayashi November 2, 2003

fork 

A pronged eating utensil.
see also lung

Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

fork by Meatbal1z January 24, 2009

fork 

other word for crotch, mainly in the UK.

She kicked a guy in his fork. The guy yelled.

fork by tmb31 December 31, 2008

fork 

To spear on a fork, mainly to eat whatever is on the fork afterwards.

I forked the fish and ate it.

fork by Keijiro Hayashi July 16, 2006

fork 

A tool used for the conveyence of pie from its resting surface to one's pie hole.

You could hardly see the guy's fork as he shoveled that pie!

fork by BlastMaster February 26, 2004

fork 

the thing I use to poke people with to piss the hell out of them.

"I gotta fork! lokkat my fork! Hey hey bitch, come back her letmeh introduce ya to a little friend of mine." *poke*

fork by losin' fool December 28, 2005