foodmood

A craving for food, usually a specific type of food

Person 1: "Hey, want to order some pizza?"
Person 2: "No, I'm more in a Chinese foodmood."

by handbbffs May 28, 2010

Flohmp

To casually place ones penis into another's mouth.

"Dude you need me to come over there and Flohmp anything into your mouth?"
"No I'm ok."
"Ok man, just checking."

...Yeah I just Flohmped her while she was texting her Mom.
Nice!

by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009

Foosman

A man who eats,sleeps,and drinks foosball.

You:"Yo what's up Foosman?"
Foosman:Your mom.

by Mattastic30 February 22, 2010

Foodmail

Threat, typically by a spouse, to withhold a meal or favorite dish in order to ensure cooperation.

Wife uses foodmail to stop husband from being annoying by threatening to forget how to make husband's favorite food, as in "if you do that again I may forget how to make..."

by pooh53 August 25, 2011

Ah fooma

Ah fooma is what you call someone when they make a stupid decision. This could involve them getting injured or just making a stupid decision.

“Why did you just jump off your roof.. you are a ah fooma”

by Murphy Bennett December 19, 2018

foofmonster

a wildly aggressive vaginamonster who is known to scare small children at night in Holland.

Brian: OMG Its the FOOFMONSTER
Foofmonster: gurgglee gurrgglee gurrgglee

by Gregmkins November 28, 2007

near foom

A girl with a very streched out vagina that sucks everything into it with great velocity

"Like throwin a hotdog down a hallway. NEAR FOOM!!

by Myles Turkynekc November 6, 2007