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FOMOOF

“I really don’t feel like going to Ben’s party but I don’t want to miss out on the food”..

“Was the work dinner good? I have FOMOOF so bad”.
by Phoebe Kavanagh August 18, 2017
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Fomob

A plagiarism of Fomo, Fomob is the halfbaked brainchild of a small commercial company in its extraordinarily lame and phonetically incorrect attempt to rebrand popculture for their marketing.
Bill:Have you ever suffered from FOMOB? That's Fear Of Missing Out On Business
Ted:Shouldn't that be FOMOOB, then?
Bill:Well yes, but we'll sound stupid saying MOOB and people might not realise we're hijacking FOMO so lets just pronounce it FOMOB in the advert and write is as "Fear Of Missing Out Business" on our website.
Ted:Shouldn't we just say Fear Of Missing Out Business on the advert then?
Bill:Well no because that also makes us sound stupid.
Ted: So either way we will associate our business with cutting corners, intellectual plagiarism, lack of forethought and general stupidity if we proceed with this advert?
Bill:Sounds perfect! Make sure it's repeated several times a day for months!
by WhatIReallyThinkOfThat November 18, 2018
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FOMOONO

Fear Of Missing Out On Nerding Out. (foh-MOO-noh)
The terror experienced by a lover of knowledge upon realizing that fellow lovers of knowledge may be expressing this love somewhere else, sans and unbeknownst to the former.
Bro 1: "Were you talking about the eccentricity of ellipses last night?? Without ME?!"
Chick: "That's some serious FOMOONO you got going on right now."
Bro 2: "Yeah chill out. We'll watch Cosmos later, I promise."
by NeildeGrasseDyson March 16, 2015
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fomotograph

A photo designed to extract the maximum amount of FOMO from the recipient.
Chris sends Jim a photo of blue skies and dusty mountain bike trails whilst Jim is at work
Jim: you fucking asshole, I can't believe you sent me a fomotograph
by crutlefish October 4, 2019
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foobonics

The cryptic vernacular of a compugenius (Master Foo). For the
non-technical, computer speak which sounds like a foreiign language to you.
I have to catch up on my foobonics to figure out what you are saying to me.
by Dave Waller July 4, 2005
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fohobo

A fohobo is an incredible hot guy who has the fohawk hair style. The word fohobo is short form for FOHawkBOy. henchforth fohobo. The word Fohobo spefically refers to a caucasain boy who thinks hes asain. Asain washed
person one: "shitson fohobo is walking this way"
person two: "I think im about to jizz in my pants"
by XyourfaceX March 22, 2009
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FooBoy

An exceptionally cheap person; someone who is never around when the cheque is ready to be payed.
"That woman is so FooBoy. She's been all FooBoy all her life. Someone needs to slap that hoe back to last week, she so cheap."
by John KG June 10, 2005
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