A person who is overwhelmingly immense, whose shadow can create a "lipid eclipse", who decides to take up all four corners when told to hide in a corner, and who lacks self esteem.
by Big Beto December 9, 2007
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A person who takes a lot of real estate. Someone who hides how much he eats, but once he gets comfortable with you, has no shame in how much he consumes and orders
A person who takes a lot of real estate. Someone who hides how much he eats, but once he gets comfortable with you, has no shame in how much he consumes and orders
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for when everything feels like it's going down the drain
for when everything feels like it's going down the drain
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Earl's fatlap made his penis look lik a vienna sausgage.
Earl's fatlap made his penis look lik a vienna sausgage.
by christima September 3, 2007
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