Flib

Females version of fap

Girl: I flibbed so much today

by mishfordays November 17, 2018

Flib

A replacement for a noun when referencing someone and their action.

Another word for Jit, blud, bro, this dude, and other words in reference to someone.

Flib is beyond cooked

Who does Flib think he is?

by u/perfectanarchist August 10, 2024

Flib

To harass or insult another person by casually placing one or both hands behind your head.

1. I walked into the living room and my mother looked right at me and flibbed. Who does she think she is?

2. Every time I go to that gas station the cashier flibs me. I'm going somewhere else from now on.

by Flib Flab McDab July 22, 2021

Flib

Flib is short for FakeLib. It is a modern, alternative form of Liberal. It is claimed, by opposition, that 'Flibs', unlike liberals of yesteryear, side with the billionaire corporations rather than oppose them, dictate what language can and cannot be used, oppose scientifically proven facts in favour of ideology, restrict free speech, endorse censorship and act in a paradoxically fascistic manner despite claiming to be at odds with it. It is also claimed that Flibs are motivated by virtue signalling. They are considered by some to be right-wing socialists.

The Flibs heavily supported YouTube's decision to ban all political discussion on whether or not the athlete, who was born a man but now considers herself a woman, should have been given the opportunity to fight and hit a competitor, who was born a woman, in the boxing ring, given the clear physical advantages and danger involved.

by Jason Argonaut March 8, 2019

FLIB

please SHUT THE FUCK UP

nico can you please FLIB

by i wishjaewouldlikeme May 3, 2021

Flib

A flib is the small gathering of fabric around the fly of jeans or khaki pants that makes the wearer appear to have a hard-on when sitting. This can happen to men or women, resulting in awkward situations.

Ugh, this flib is making me look like I'm so turned on!

Hey girl, is that a flib or are you just happy to see me?

by Fibonacci77 December 13, 2018

flib

flib means that you are dumb or stupid.

sarah: you are such a flib!
me: im sorry i cant help it.

by krispyrice May 19, 2020