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Fish and Chips Yeah?

A New Zealand slang word for asking a group of friends to face time.

fish and chips with russian dressing 

The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.
Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.

Woman: Oh word?

Fish and chips muncher 

A racial slur for white British people, you can also use tea slurper
“Yo Jonathan, you are a fish and chips muncher!” Said the curry muncher

Fish and chips nigger 

A white British male who does anal with fish and cums on chips

Fish and chips in the boardroom 

When you are undertaking a activity that is important but not taking it seriously
This isn’t fish and chips in the boardroom mate, this is serious business

Fish and chips syndrome

FCS or Fish and chips syndrome is the when being that someone had or tried something once and it was amazing but you actually do not like it anywhere else but keep trying it at different places only to be let down over and over.
Manny: can I have the fish and chips please.
Kat: Manny you don’t like fish and chips

Manny: I do like it just from certain places..
Manny: *gets food* this is terrible, I do not like fish and chips.
Kat: you always forget you have fish and chips syndrome

*does this over and over again expecting a different result*