fat finger

reference by apple tech support when users of an iPhone can not use the keyboard to type in phone numbers or passwords correctly. to make light of the small keyboard being the problem.

yeah i fat fingered a lot the first month i had my phone.

by stempy September 20, 2010

fat finger discount

buying stocks at bargain prices after a moronic trader types a "b" instead of an "m" in a sell order for a million shares causing the stock market to drop 1000 pts in a matter of minutes.

Friend: Dude, you see the market dropped 1000 pts in 15 minutes today?!

Me: Yeah man, I got a nice fat finger discount on some Accenture ADRs at a penny a share.

by helltrader May 10, 2010

fat finger

Slipping one inside a chubby.

The movie was too quiet to unzip in the cinema so I had to resort to fat fingering my date.

by mifmaf November 3, 2010

Fat finger delay

To cause delay by not typing something correctly.

The router configuration took an extra hour to finish because of a fat finger delay.

by Jamesman December 24, 2008

Fat Finger

When Your So Fat You Hit The Same Key On Your Keyboard More Than Two Times(Your A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)

OMFG I Have An Fat Finger Now I Am A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)

by crazyslayar September 9, 2012

Fat Finger

To finger someone of any size.

I'm going to fat finger my girlfriend later.

by Sarahizabrat March 18, 2023

Fat Finger Fortnite Kid

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.

Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid*
Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*

by Quandale Dingles friend May 31, 2023