Fag Fights

When two gay men or women fight in a paid fight with a betting audience. Normally in Louisiana.

Ay bruh you takin lil Daniel over to see the fag fights? I'm puttin 20 spot on it. Gang gang

by Em&N September 5, 2019

Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Sword Fights on the Heights

A roblox game with too many fucking tryhards and lifeless ppl.

Person 1: Do you play Sword Fights on the Heights?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Fuck you tryhard.

by notryhards33 February 8, 2021

bum fights

Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.

I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!

by mavros April 29, 2006

Illegal llama fights

When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.

Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.

Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?

Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.

by Isaak S you know me sokrith May 29, 2014

Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights

Basically, The Definition of a Proud Loser and an Average White people from the Suburbs going like Monkeys throwing with your own feces but instead of Poop is bullets from their Assault Weapons that works like a BB gun and water gun! Raising “Trump 2020” Flags and often use the hashtag stop the steal on Twitter and Facebook! These people love racist Gatherings and is 100% why Pizza Hut went fucked that 1 year. They are also known to eat Fatburger while sipping their straws with Coke filled with Extra Lard. Either that, or eating at a subway adding some cocaine in the sandwiches to be more monkey-like while watching Teletubbies on their smartphones or whatnot!

In December 2020, America has witness a bunch Monkeys from Rural Towns because of Donald Trump’s Defeat. These horny Bastards are scared of Democracy in the USA. So, They did what Poor Rednecks did. They started a Revolution known as “Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights” Imagine Bum Fights but way worse. Instead of Homeless people getting beat up it’s the Black Churches and Communities. They gave the Police the Middle finger and yell “We suck Trump’s orange dick for 2020!” While getting shot by the Police for ignoring their Warning about Looting in a typical Urban setting. They are scared Smoke Bombs, Wookie from Jersey Shore, and a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar because they think differently about that brand compared to other brands of Chocolate. They also are hypocrites and love KFC! The stupidest group of motherfuckers in planet earth. These animals can’t tell the difference between Hawaii and Kenya Apart! They make Special ED Students look like Geniuses, because these Proud Losers are dumber than a sweet Potato!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 13, 2020

whale fights

Like the submarine races, whale fights are euphamisms for making out or fornicating in one's car. Often times, the girl believes that she is actually going to the "whale fights", but one thing leads to another and the whale gets "harpooned"

Guy: "Hey, you wanna go watch the whale fights?"
Girl: "Sure, I wonder who will win."

15min later-

Girl: "I can't see any whales. Who is winning?"
Guy: "Just keep watching (and puts his arm across the girl)."

The rest is obvious...

by Ktigyi July 7, 2007