fidget

Another word for a female masturbating during class.

"Hey Neel, did you see Shannon fidgeting in 5th period today?!"
"Yeah, she just can't keep her nasty fingers out of her crusted vagina!"

by bitchassmofaka February 15, 2010

fidget

having or showing signs of mental and physical retardation while causing natural disgust to other organisms.

dude don’t talk to that whore she’s a fidget

by fidgethater2020 July 15, 2018

fidget

Old slang term for female genitalia (from 18th c.)

Bridget has a smelly fidget

by Olon Shive April 19, 2018

Fidget

A word that describes a midget and a fag.

This guy is such a fidget

by Judy the Fidget August 12, 2020

Fidget

A crystal methamphetamine user’s imaginary friend /enemy /meth induced habit / involuntary body spasm /hallucination

(I got a mean fidget.)
(What that fidget do to ya.)
(That fidget needs a biscuit and a nap.)
(Oh no, where my fidget go.)
(Dirty little fidget.)

by Solmbitchoverchaeryonder October 14, 2021

Fidget

Fat midget

The little man couldn’t fit through the doggy door because he was a fidget.

by Ky jelly August 10, 2023

fidget

Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job

After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025