festival girlfriend

When you meet a girl on the first night of a festival and can't get away from her for the rest of it, having a festival relationship.

E.g.meeting on the first night and clinging to eahcother for the rest of the festival hoping for some action. Hence a festival girlfriend. But when the festival ends never speaking again.

Have you seen Josh ?

Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...

by biscuitbase August 13, 2011

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family

Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights

by sheila in the car November 26, 2010

festival whore

a fake blonde girl who tries to be the relevant center of attention by crashing a boys-only music festival weekend hangout

Julia’s a festival whore, she crashed the boys-only escape music festival weekend and had unprotected sex with one of them

by asleepyflower December 13, 2022

festival of handclaps

1) A series of excessive, self-congratulatory statements or actions

2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.

3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.

1) Dave: Everyone in the office seems really happy about this award we won!

Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.

2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!

Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!

3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!

Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!

by Sapphires and Swingstars December 7, 2006

Festival face

When your nose is cold but your head is hot and you're exhausted but you dont want to go to sleep.

Fuck dude, I have festival face.

by Notherson July 25, 2020

festival trap remix

A (Festival Trap Remix) is a remix of a song that was originally a 4 on the floor/club song (such as House/ Electro) that has been remixed into the Trap Music genre.

1. Hey Zane have you heard Spaceman (Carnage Festival Trap Remix)
2. Yeah is it the one that goes Beerm Beerm Beerm Beerm Boo-Na Boo-neeeeeeeee Ba-Noo-Ni
1. Yeee its got that muad bass

by Urban Linguist February 23, 2014

Festival of Whores

Place where there are lots of available women.

"Dude, how was the action in Dewey?" "Awesome, it was like a Festival of Whores."

by kellybex July 20, 2009