Felecrescology

Felecrescology is the study of cat growing. The word is derived from the Latin feles,felis F., meaning "cat" and cresco,crescere, crevi, cretum, meaning "to grow". Under normal conditions, cats usually reproduce though sexual reproduction like other mammals. But under ideal circumstances, including proper ultraviolet light wavelength (337nm), fertile soil (preferably in a ceramic pot), and the proper concentration of catalizer(a fertilizer consisting of milk, cat blood, and catnip), a cat can actually be grown. Felecrescologists, as of 2007, have observed that cat D.N.A. has the unusual ability to form a zygote that can develop without a uterus, using the nutrients in the soil as a placenta. All that is needed to grow a cat is an article containing feline D.N.A., such as feces, hairballs, or whiskers, and the ideal conditions previously outlined. Since felecrescology is a new science, felecrescologists are still studying this rare phenomenon and researching other animals that may exhibit the same behaviors.

I am a Felecrescologist and I study Felecrescology. but none of my friends believe it is possible to grow cats, so I guess they will be destined for eternal damnation.

by Comrade Colin January 12, 2008

felumptious

The best body a female can have. A female who really takes care of herself. Perfectly sculpted from her head down to her toes. Large breasts (supple and symmetrical) and a big butt (not too big but well rounded). Curvy, but not fat. Has nice legs (no cellulite). Basically a body like a coke bottle. Every part of her body has been tastefully calculated with the utmost of precision by the great lord himself. Everything is beautifully proportional and when combined with a cute face and a sexy smile this just makes for the total package!

Mike: Hey Chris, did you see Michelle walking down the hall today at school?!?!

Chris: Why no Mike, it is to my dismay I have not seen Michelle at all this fine morning. Please enlighten me.

Mike: Dude, she was wearing these tight blue jeans with this super sexy white top. Absolutely perfect body. You should have seen her... OHH MY LORD. Bro, this girl is so felumptious!!! By far the most gorgeous girl at school.

Chris: Wow Mike, that sounds so incredibly and utterly amazing I think I would have cut myself whilst squirting lemon juice into my open flesh woulds just to catch a glimpse of this beauty!

by snox28 December 7, 2010

Feldman frotteurism

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.

So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

fleemail

An escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.

"Thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but I note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that I no longer find compelling or meaningful. Please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves."

by wordguy2 April 27, 2010

Ben feldman

Ben Feldman is a very attractive actor that played Jonah Simms in the American sitcom Superstore.

Ben Feldman is hot.

by hkjdfhkjfhskjfhksjhfkshf September 6, 2021

Felecia

The most amazing girl ever. She's sweet, nice, beautiful, she's always there for you. The only word that can really describe her is 'perfect'. She can make your day 10x better just by looking at you. And then when she talks to you.. It's almost impossible not to smile. When she smiles.. you can't fight it.. you have to smile back. It's beautiful. Her eyes.. The best to be seen. She's the most amazing girl in this universe. Her personality is the best one ever c: She can make me the happiest girl on the planet. Everything about her is amazing, her smile, her face, her laugh, her voice, her eyes, her hair, her name, her EVERYTHING. She's absolute perfection.

I wish Felecia was here.

by Kristina Nicole September 5, 2011

Mexican Felecia

The act of drinking a full bottle of laxative then spraying your partner with 'brown glory' painting a silhouette of them on a wall.

Dude I just drank a 32oz. bottle of anal eruption. I'll be back, I'm gonna give your mom and Mexican Felecia.

by Phenomeron October 8, 2010